Earlier

My maid laughed at me.

You see. I was hungry (again!) so I decided to cook some sausages which I found in the freezer. Sausages are awesome comfort food by the way. Yeah.

So I prepared a pot of water, placed the pot of water on the stove, turned on the gas and dunked the sausages into the pot.

And she laughed. At me.

...because the water was not even boiling yet.